chase-me-charlie:

soundtrack-for-lovers:

Horse is scared of a bag on the end of a whip that he’s holding…

This will never not be funny and there will never be anything else that explains horses better.

4:28 PM with 11,553 notes
June 04

I just wanted you to know, that I found a little comfort in the fact that my flowers haven’t sprouted without me there. That the yard looks like garbage without me there.. In a way, I feel a little less inferior.

10:14 PM with 0 notes
June 01

So glad I won’t be using this blog anymore…because I really fail at remembering my password. Those of you that have followed me to the new one… feel free to unfollow this one. Anyone else, still checking here to see if anyone is leaving messages asking for it.

As always,
Fuck off, Steven

8:40 PM with 0 notes
May 08
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risaellen:

mypasteluniverse:

gossamerglitch:

shelbydoesnotpwn:

amazingatheist:

maitaijulie:

aviculor:

important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:
1. Fill a bowl with warm water.
2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn. 
3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.
4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty. 
(source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

Holy crow, I did not know this about bunnies. I hope sharing this will help folks. What the heck do these little fellas do when it rains????

9:04 PM with 349,090 notes
May 05

Heads up, I’m in the process of making a new primary tumblr… and I don’t plan on widely sharing what it is, so if you’d like to follow me on the new one, send me a message

11:03 PM with 0 notes
April 27
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estabandallyjr08
P.S. Next time you fucking “miss me”, take your hand and just fuck off, because evidently that’s the only part there is to miss about anything.

Fuck you. I’m so fucking done with you right now it’s not even fucking funny. Creepy Motherfucking McCreeperson, literally. Leave me alone.

10:50 PM with 1 note
April 27

Silence, Sorrow
There is no tomorrow
No new beginnings
And I’m not winning
In this game called life..

10:29 PM with 0 notes
April 27
tagged: personal   poetry  

And I’m just going to tell myself that I’m okay, until I believe it.

10:27 PM with 0 notes
April 27
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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

6:41 PM with 495,467 notes
April 27

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

4:16 PM with 289,388 notes
April 27

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row

4:14 PM with 153,348 notes
April 27

one of the worst moments in life is probably when you’re in a room full of people and you look around and see them all talking and laughing and all of sudden you feel so sad and lonely that you can even feel a physical pain in your chest because you realize that they all belong to someone and they all have someone who belongs to them and you don’t, you’re just kind of there

4:06 PM with 535,484 notes
April 27

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

4:05 PM with 1,118,640 notes
April 27

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

4:04 PM with 233,577 notes
April 27
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April 27
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