Just trying to survive and not bawl my eyes out. How much longer can this last?

1:43 PM with 0 notes
April 16
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england-lover-forever:

thefoxxybenedict:

kinemon:

the-robot-condese:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

this button

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should not be that close to this button

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another person understands

its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it

i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green

well if you click the wrong one…. ctrl+shift+t

1:39 PM with 232,611 notes
April 16

bellechere:

truebluemeandyou:

DIY New Circle Skirt App from By Hand London here. The actual app is here. What I really like about this app is after you plug all your data in the app tells you the fabric length required:

with a note to say whether it will fit on a standard 45″ / 115cm width fabric…App - stage 6cor whether you’d be better off using a 60″ / 150cm width fabric…App - stage 6dor perhaps even just going with a shorter skirt length.App - stage 7

For those of you (like me!) who are also really looking forward to warmer months already and want to get a start on sewing cute skirts!

11:02 PM with 22,315 notes
April 15
10:59 PM with 185,869 notes
April 15
Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
9:44 PM with 62,855 notes
April 15

Unpopular opinion: I fucking hated “The Fault in Our Stars”. I’m actually willing to give it to someone for free. Just message me!

9:36 PM with 0 notes
April 15
tagged: personal   tfios  

that-horsegirl:

DontBeAFruit started when we saw an alarming high rate of young riders thinking the only way they could show their “bond and trust” with a horse is to put themselves in dangerous situations and post it on the internet. Jokingly we said that they could crush you as easily as fruit, and thus it sparked a revolution! We are THRILLED at how many people have been participating, and are tracking the #DontBeAFruit on social media sites. 

DISCLAIMER don’t let your four legged friend eat tomato’s as they can get very sick from them. Finn had no interest in it other than why he was being asked to put his foot on it! If you want to take part in the #dontbeafruit campaign make sure you are usuing something safe for both you and your horse, or it’s counter productive. We can’t control what you do with your horse, but please be responsible and admit when something is dangerous. And for the love of god do not encourage others to take part. 

Much Love, 

Laura xx (that-horsegirl.tumblr.com)

9:27 PM with 73 notes
April 15

strongpursuits:

thinsquids:

awwww-cute:

Tatiana, a resident in the village of Szack, Ukraine, and her horse

I’m not sure why I like this picture so much

love.

9:24 PM with 1,775 notes
April 15

brundle-bambi:

grrspit:

zenodotus5:

cognitivedissonance:

brooklynmutt:

Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.

^^^

No lie. 

You’re willing to pay 2.50 for an iced tea and 6.50 for a hot dog and yet you bitch about .20 going to give employees health coverage? Get outta my face.

9:12 PM with 41,617 notes
April 15

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

9:07 PM with 84,680 notes
April 15

omg-pictures:

The struggle was real, but the payoff was delicious.
http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

9:06 PM with 43 notes
April 15

manamana6672:

missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:

can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal

Ok no but can we talk about this entire episode? 

It was called April 9th, and it was actually a response to the 9/11 attacks. It didn’t talk about the attacks themselves, but rather focused on teaching kids to deal with the all of the emotions that they might be feeling as a result. They set up a situation that might evoke similar emotions in children: a massive fire at the school.

Arthur’s dad was in the fire, so (as you can see above), Arthur is constantly worried about his dad’s safety.

Sue Ellen is grieving because her journal, which contained a huge amount of precious memories, was destroyed in the fire. Muffy is confused why she can’t just cheer Sue Ellen up by giving her a new journal.

Buster wasn’t at school that day, and feels confused and guilty that he isn’t sad about the fire like the other kids. He then befriends the school janitor, who has to retire due to an injury that, at his age, is pretty serious.

Binky actually saw the flames, and is constantly traumatized by the event. He doesn’t tell anyone because he feels like he would lose his tough-guy reputation if he admitted that he was scared.

The episode teaches kids that all of these emotions are perfectly normal and natural, that there’s not one right way to feel, and that even if it takes a while, things are going to be okay.

The thing that makes this show so great, in my opinion, is that it knows that kids are intellegent and strong enough to deal with these things if you present them in the right way. It doesn’t hide them, it doesn’t sugar coat them, it just presents them in a way that children can understand and shows them how to deal with them.

8:58 PM with 81,485 notes
April 15

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

8:50 PM with 336,226 notes
April 15

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

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REBLOOOG

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Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

8:17 PM with 58,313 notes
April 15

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

8:13 PM with 191,687 notes
April 15
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